by The Curious Scribbler
As a blogger it is really exciting to get a reply or email from a real reader adding to a story, like Tone’s account of how the Welsh Nationalist students tried to sever the bronze head of the first Vice Chancellor of the University because he was an English king ( albeit briefly) Edward VIII. Or Kate’s link to Robert Parnall of Llanstephan, one of her ancestors in Carmarthenshire. Or indeed nice comments from people with nothing to sell.
But there is a blight upon bloggers which makes one foam at the mouth. The parasites, trying to get publicity for their dodgy merchandising sites, too idle or illiterate even to write a relevant sentence as a vehicle to which to attach the website address of their wares.
Some send in a generic comment which appears badly written but superficially flattering:
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Less easy to spot was Phillip, who wrote
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Who wouldn’t experience a momentary warm glow? But to approve this comment would furnish my readers with nine links to American social networking, job seeking, brand buying, property selling and joke purveying sites. Nine of them in all. Phillip, I will survive without your fake praise!
Why do they keep on sending this nonsense, when it never reaches the readership? Surely they understand that the author of a blog can approve, or reject any comment? What the author cannot do is to expurgate their comment and remove the marketing content. But I can clip out their comments and republish them in my own blog, for the enjoyment of those who would wish to remind themselves how many fools there are in the digital world. And I have found in the dross a valuable expression – a single phrase from the multitude which describes exactly what I am doing – “keeping pestilence removed from my material.”